A Plea to All ["Hot"] Girls Out There

Please, oh please stop saying that you want to "date/marry your 'best friend'" or that you hope that you'll "fall in love with your 'best friend'".

You are confusing men and ruining everything for the rest of us. (Not to mention your poor pitiful selves.)

You don't fall in love with your best friend fool, you BECOME best friends with the one you fell in love with. 

Get the order straight. 

Otherwise guys will continue to think that the way to get the girl they want is to be friends first, through endless hanging out. Hanging out is just confusing and weird. 

And it takes too long. 

Frick.